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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Then came..

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?